The Comeback Special

“Like clubs and children birthday parties, hospital is shit without drugs”

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Get Yer Tips Out

“Quick one – I’m due in surgery in 4 hours to get my ostomy reversed. I will be off my tits on morphine for a few days and I can’t wait”

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Balloon Animal

“The awkwardness I was trying desperately to pierce was a fairly natural result of them being stuck in a dark room with a grown man with his awful arse out”

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